| me: | my arm hurts |
| mom: | it's the computer |
| me: | my eyes hurt |
| mom: | it's the computer |
| me: | i have a nosebleed |
| mom: | it's the computer |
| me: | i have a fever |
| mom: | are you sure it's not the heat from the computer |
| me: | im pregnant |
| mom: | its the computer |
| me: | i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone |
| mom: | the computer pushed you didnt it |