| me: | my arm hurts |
| mom: | it's the computer |
| me: | my eyes hurt |
| mom: | it's the computer |
| me: | i have a nosebleed |
| mom: | it's the computer |
| me: | i have a fever |
| mom: | are you sure it's not the heat from the computer |
| me: | im pregnant |
| mom: | its the computer |
| me: | i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone |
| mom: | the computer pushed you didnt it |
(via dalaricks)
“When I was a boy, my father Avatar Aang, told me the story of how he and his friends heroically ended the hundred year war.”
so im starting a business with rainbow dash :D
So, I violated Zecora?…. or was I violated by Zecora?
…
Doesn’t matter - had sex
Started a gang with Big Macintosh.
We are unstoppable!
“That’s how I show affection”
(Source: baudelaired)
My first ever pic of Derpy. I loved the new episode. (Not just for her though!)
chimcherry by *suirobo
Applejack in “The Last Round Up”
Pinkie Pie in “The Last Roundup”
All the Fandoms MUST UNITE and march to Washington and tell them what they did wrong!
The...
STREAMING AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT/CUSTOM STORIES TOMORROW (Saturday 21th) WITH PARANOID TWILIGHT ON VOICE CHAT WITH ME AT 4PM EAST (I dunno...